I work at a library and I live alone with just a cat. I know, what a cliche! I’m 39, slim, attractive, dark hair and eyes, trimmed pussy, dirty imagination. I look pretty good, especially for a librarian. Why am I still single, you ask? Simple. For the past 5 years I’ve known I wanted to be a lesbian. Only trouble is, I live in a small town and everyone here has known me since birth; I’m afraid of coming out!

A few weeks ago I discovered I have a fart fetish. Here’s how it happened. I’m at the library, sorting a section in the corner. On the other side of the books, just opposite me, I hear a girl farting. Well, at first, I just heard a sound; it was a few seconds later I found out the fart came from a girl. I looked through the books. Just curious. There, with her back to me, her cute little ass facing me, was one of the local college students. She looked like a fresher; 18, maybe 19. She had on a tight pair of jeans that housed a tight teen ass. It was everything I could do just to keep from reaching into my panties and masturbating on the spot!

I kept watching through the books. I had to look as much as possible at that ass. She farted again! This time, watching, I saw her waft the fart with her hand so she could sniff it. Let me tell you, her fart was so pungent that I could “taste” it, never mind sniff it.

I keep looking. Transfixed. Not only by the site of this hot teen girl sniffing her own farts but by the smells themselves. The smell of this girl’s fart had me wet, no “drenched”!! I was worried that I might get so wet I’d soak through my panties and right through my skirt. But I couldn’t take my eyes off this hot teen farting girl.

I watched for about 5 minutes before she left. In that time she must have farted a dozen times. After she left I walked to the books she had been standing reading. The smell! It was intense!

Since that day I’ve had a fart fetish. Girls farting just get me so wet. Even thinking about that incident has my pussy drenched and my hands itching to finger fuck myself raw.

I’m going to place a fart fetish personal ad on your site. Wish me luck in finding my own farting girl!!

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Jealousfay wants to ride your cock and puke on your face as she orgasms!

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easylil1 wants to girl fart in your face and also sniff your farts!

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Age: 21

Location: Pennsylvania

I like to sniff my own farts. Do you? Sometimes I fart so much I think I’m going to explode. Either that or make a hole in the ozone!

I’m looking for a sweet guy who is cute and good looking and would get off on being with a girl who has a fart fetish. I would love you to fart in my face so I could smell your sexy farts. And I could do the same to you. Every time I’m about to fart I will tell you and you can kneel behind me and put your nose to my ass and let me send my fart scent all the way up your nose and into your mouth so you can even taste my fart.

The kind of guy I like are usually older men. I have a real thing for older guys. Older and the more kinky the better. A kinky man in his 40s or 50s would be so hot. I want to date you too. This isn’t just about sex and farting. We could hang out together and go out but whenever one of us has to fart the other gets to smell it.

I looked up girl fart in google and it looks like a lot of guys might be into girls farting. This is cool cos I’m a girl and I fart a lot lol. I fart so much sometimes that at the end of the day my panties are quite badly stained and very smelly. If you have a panty fetish I guess I am also the girl for you. Panties don’t do anything for me but it would turn me on tons to see you sniffing my dirty, used panties.

Anyway, I am online now if anyone wants to chat. Message me on my profile page and I will message back right away.

KISSSSSSSSSES EasyLIL1

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If you have a fart fetish I’m guessing you’re in heaven right now! Imagine being in the same room as this hot woman. The room must be pungent with the smell of her farts. Did you count how many times she farted? We’re guessing about 2 dozen sexy farts?

ODD PERSONALS: No one knows you have a fart fetish in the real world. Do you ever secretly smell other people’s farts?

HANNAH: YES! I’m actually bisexual (although I prefer guys) and I sniff the farts of anyone at any opportunity. Take last month. My roommate had the farts bad. She’s pretty hot too but she doesn’t know I think so. She’s about 5′2″, long brunette to her butt, pale, trimmed bush, c cups, nice tight ass, petite, 23. She kept apologizing to me for letting rip with a monster fart. I was like, “Hey it’s fine, go right ahead, better out than in!” I suggested we watch a movie on tv together to give me an excuse to sit next to her. So we lay on my bed with the covers over us. I secretly fingered myself to orgasm under the covers and every so often I would lift the covers a little to smell the scent of her trapped farts.

ODD PERSONALS: I think you have our reader’s attention! Did she have any inkling of what you were doing?

HANNAH: Once or twice I think maybe she felt the bed vibrating a little as I got close to climax and was fingering a little more vigorously that I should have been doing!

ODD PERSONALS: About your quest to find a guy into fart fetish. Can you describe your ideal man?

HANNAH: Honestly, I am not hung up on looks or age. Trust me you can be movie star handsome but if you have a sucky personality I wont be interested. What turns me on is a winning personality. I like a guy who can make me laugh, someone who is maybe a little cute and bumbling, someone caring and considerate. You seen the movie Hitch? The guy in that was so cute. Of course whoever it is must get really turned on by sniffing my farts and having me sniff his! Especially during sex.

ODD PERSONALS: Can you describe how you would include fart fetish into your sex play?

HANNAH: The both of us would be full of gas. Full! I’d like to start by getting naked on all fours and having him press his nose into my asshole as I let rip with a long, slow, stinky fart. Then I would kiss him and we could both enjoy the stink together. Then it would be his turn. I would have my nose in his asshole and be licking his balls from behind. He farts and I let some in my nose and I suck some up with my mouth so I can taste it. As we kiss, lick, suck and fuck we fart and waft the scent into each other’s faces. Sometimes we will sit on each other and just grind our ass onto their face and fart.

ODD PERSONALS: That sounds like a hot scenario. Would you mind doing it with another woman?

HANNAH: I’d be interested to try it, yes, but I’m really more keen to fuck guys. I can see me having flings with women but I’d need a man on a permanent basis.

ODD PERSONALS: Can you tell us your nastiest, most filthy girl fart fantasy?

HANNAH: I’m here in my bedroom. Tied to the bed. Hands and feet secured. A whole room of guys is in here with me. They all want to use me as their dirty, stinky little fart slut. (I’m so wet writing this) They all strip naked and hold their hard cocks and take turns sitting on my face and farting down my nose and right into my mouth. One guy climbs under me and fucks my ass. Another climbs on me and fucks my cunt. Two guys fuck my mouth at once. My mouth gets filled so much with cum that when the next guy farts in my mouth it explodes right out of my little nose!

ODD PERSONALS: Hannah, you have an amazing imagination. We love it! When you have any fart adventures will you post them up here on Odd Personals and maybe do an update interview?

HANNAH: I’d be happy to! In fact, it really turns me on speaking so openly about my fart fetish.

ODD PERSONALS: Thank you, Hannah, and all the very best of luck in your search!

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Age: 24

Location: Los Angeles, CA

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Name: Hannah

Age: 24

Location: Los Angeles, CA

Message: This is something I’ve never told anyone before. I get really turned on by farts and it would turn me on maybe even more to see a guy getting off by smelling my farts. When I masturbate I love to fart. Have you ever farted when you orgasm? At the same time? OMG Unreal! I’ve only managed it a few times but it is so hot. The last time I was in bed fingering myself. This was 4 months ago. I’d eaten lots of sprouts and I was farting so much that my roommate had to go out! Well I was watching some interracial porn movie and fingering myself in the pussy and ass. I farted and wafted that lovely fart smell right up so I could smell my own scent. It got me so amazingly hot. Then I farted again. And again. And again. They just kept coming. I had 4 fingers fucking my pussy and two fucking my asshole. Every time I farted I felt the gax explode over my fingers. I pulled my fingers out and sniffed and tasted them. God Im so wet just writing this. Eventually I was ready to cum. And when I did I also let out the biggest fart you ever heard, trust me, it was huge. It was the best orgasm of my life.

I’d like a guy who has a fart fetish too. You must like smelling your own farts and sniffing mine. I can sit on your face and fart or you can just press your nose to my ass whenever I need to fart. Also I could fart in your mouth and then we could kiss so we could both taste my fart.

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